that one time when the Adventure Time comics sort of suggested at tentacle porn
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?
hot as balls
I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents